The Relaxation Technique

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If you are looking to do some relaxing, say on a rainy Caturday, look no further than the closest bed and the host of pillows to be found there. My favorite is the one that is nicknamed “the Noodle”. Don’t ask me why, unless it is because once you wrap yourself around it, you become a noodle. Anyways, this is my favorite place to while away the hours.

My relaxation technique is to see if I can stretch out as far as “the Noodle” goes. So far this is how far I have gotten before the power of said “Noodle” takes me into slumber.  ~Gizmo

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A Touching Story

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“Are you really touching me? How rude.”  ~CeCe

“Yes, I’m touching you. Neener, neener, neener. :-P”  ~Gizmo

“You are lucky I’m not bitch slapping you right now. But that would mean I had to move, and we both know that is why you dare to lay a paw on me. You want my spot on the bed.”  ~CeCe

Thinking to himself- “I’m really touching her! Wow, and I lived.”  To CeCe-  “Yeah, I’m touching you. What ya gonna do about it?”  ~Gizmo